Robert Gall II

Goodness where to start?
Well first off he has a drinking problem which he doesn't believe he has...ok he's a fucking passed-out-while-on-the-toilet-can't-remember-shit-when-he-blacks-out-drunk. It's amazing he even has any kind of liver function left. He has a few DUI's to his name, nothing to be proud of, and subsequently has had his license suspended and/or house-arrest as well.
A loser to the max along with being an epic bullshitter he really has no real friends he consistently hangs out with because he has dicked them over or talked shit about them. Very much a two-faced asshole. He acts like he's liked by everyone he knows but if he really heard what people thought of him with any luck he'd shoot himself...do us all a favor.
As far as relationships go he'll treat you like a princess at first...take you to nice restaurants, movies,buy you flowers etc...but soon as you're "offical" with him the controlling starts ie: tells you who you can/cannot hang out with, what to wear, how to act. He is known to be abusive verbally, emotionally and has been physical in the past with several ex-girlfriends. He is also a two-timing cheating asswipe and uses being drunk as one of many excuses, likes to use dating sites but doesn't stay on them for long because he gets turned down so much..hee hee.
BIG BULLSHITTER...my word he lies about so much stuff he can't even keep his own stories straight. Lies about places he has traveled to,jobs he has or have had, people he has met or hung out with (like celebrities), even lies about girls he has been with sexually (girls he's obsessed with but in reality they either ignored him or never even knew him).
Thinks he is a pimp pick-up artist at bars and clubs but can only get the fat-desparate-drunk girl to go home with him. because real women with sense and class see through his lies...that and look at him! He's like the stunt-double for the guy in the movie "Powder"!!
Bottom line is he's a sleazy-piece-of-albino-shit-weasel you'd be better off not wasting your time with period.