I REALLY DONT KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. ERVIN IS QUITE A CHARACTER. FIRST OF ALL, HE IS LEGALLY MARRIED (CHRISTINE MARIE DUHART-ELLIS 2126 LINDA LANE LUTZ FLORIDA) IS SHARING A HOME IN RIVERVIEW WITH ANOTHER YOUNG LADY (TONIA STILE 3556 OSPREY COVE DRIVE RIVERVIEW, FLORIDA), SNEAKS OUT ON A REGULAR BASIS TO REKINDLE LOVE WITH HIS OLD FLAMES (YVONNE LOVE-ROBINSON 6901 14TH ST. S. ST. PETERSBURG, LOMA LINDSEY 305 WAHOO DRIVE PANAMA CITY BEACH & 4230 AKITA ROAD TAMPA, FLORIDA) READILY LOANS OUT MONEY TO HELP OUT WHENEVER HE CAN (CONSTANCE MELTON 928 DELANEY CIRCLE APARTMENT 104 BRANDON, FLORIDA) AND STILL MANAGES TO PLAY SUGAR DADDY (DENEEL BROWN 2612 RESPECTFUL CT N. LAS VEGAS, NEVADA). AND HE DOES ALL OF THIS WHILE SLEEPING WITH A YOUNG WOMAN WHO CONTRACTED GENITAL HERPES FROM HER BABY DADDY (ROBBIE DICKEY, 3513 SUNDOWN ROAD TALLAHASSEE, FL (850.228.7981 OR HOME 850.656.0001). SO, IF RUN ACROSS HIM IN PUBLIX, THE COTTON CLUB, OR EVEN AT A GAS STATION (HE'S ALWAYS PASSING OUT HIS CARDS) MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO GO IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. HE'S A BIG LIAR, VERY INSECURE, AND REQUIRES LOTS OF WOMEN SINGING PRAISES OF HOW GREAT HE IS (NOT) TO FUNCTION. HE'S EXTREMELY TRIFLING, AND BEING MONOGAMOUS JUST ISN'T IN HIS NATURE, SO NO MATTER WHAT HE TELLS YOU, DON'T FALL FOR IT. HE NEEDS TO BE NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR BECAUSE HE WILL MAKE YOU BELEIVE THAT YOU'VE FOUND YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR, KNOWING THAT HE'S JUST ANOTHER ASSHOLE WRAPPED UP IN TIN FOIL. HE WILL NEVER BE TRUE TO YOU, HE CAN'T EVEN BE TRUE TO HIMSELF. |
