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Jonathan Rothenberger

Ok so you might want to grab a glass of wine or maybe a cup of coffee because this is going to be a long one. BUT -- if you're getting into a relationship with this guy or already in a relationship with this guy, you need to know this crap.

Jon Rothenberger is a sexually confused, dwarf-sized, gay porn star who goes by the name of Sebastian Kross and suffers from severe chronic halitosis (aka breath so bad it smells like something died in his mouth...ALL THE TIME).

He was in the Navy but got kicked out after picking up a drug charge and getting convicted. Before getting kicked out of the Navy, he was already hitting up gay clubs, sleeping with men, wearing gay pride bracelets, but still claiming to be "straight" to all the girls he met. That's the kicker with him -- he is privately bisexual but when it comes to the people in his life -- especially women he's trying to hook up with -- he claims to be "straight." While he may prefer women, there is not a straight bone in this boy's body.

After getting kicked out of the Navy, he started stripping at--you guessed it--gay clubs. He eventually got recruited into doing gay porn for Falcon Studios. This was after he was banned from several clubs in CA because he would go on and on and on about how "straight" he was. Jon was determined that everyone within a 5 mile radius knew he labels himself as straight.

Which again is funny since he's very, very bisexual. He was bisexual and sleeping with men way before he got into gay porn, which mean's he's not gay-for-pay, he's gay-for-play. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being bisexual, but there is a LOT wrong with hiding it, lying about it, etc. Especially to the women you're trying to sleep with and/or date.

Probably as a way to compensate for his insecurities about being bisexual, Jon and his "straight" friends make a LOT of gay jokes. They call each other "fag," tell each other to stop being "gay," etc. You know, for a guy who has sex with other men and then claims to be straight, you'd think he'd know better than to go around calling people "faggots." He doesn't. In fact, if another guy so much as pays him a compliment, Jon will talk about how "homo" it was of him.

He is a walking, talking sexual contradiction of epic proportions, which would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Some other things about him. He's short. VERY VERY VERY short. 5'4"ish. He has a Napoleon complex. He has a good body, but that's not hard to accomplish when you're as small and compact as he is. People think he's hung...but he's average. Pretty much exactly average. He just looks hung because he's so small that it makes everything appear larger. He has horrible bacne (back acne). He has chronic halitosis - his breath smells horrible 24/7. He's always broke, he mooches off whatever girl is foolish enough to date him, and he has had sex for money (outside of porn).

If you date him, he will lie to you, cheat on you (with men), manipulate you, steal from you, and expect you to support him. He has no life goals or career goals or even any skills that would turn into a lucrative career -- which explains the porn.

He is literally a sexually-confused, dwarf-sized douchebag. With his puppy dog eyes and cute face it's easy to feel sorry for him but if people knew what he was REALLY like, they wouldn't be fawning over him so easily. Then again, if most people saw him in person, saw how tiny he is, and smelled his breath, they would run away.

Beware of this one ladies. If you date him you'll probably be broke in three years time and he'll have ended up leaving you...for another man.